ICT Presents "The Cat And The Canary", March 23 - April 7, 2012

No Sex Please, We're British

November 4 - 19, 2011

No Sex Please, We're British

No Sex Please, We're British
by Anthony Marriott & Alistair Foot

November 4 - 19, 2011

Make Reservations...

Directed by Scott Nixon

Hilarious Comedy/Farce!

Dupree Theater
Irving Arts Center
3333 N. MacArthur Blvd.
Irving, TX 75062

Fridays & Saturdays, November 4, 5, 11, 12, 18, 19, 2011 at 8pm.
Thursday, November 17, 2011 at 8pm.
Sundays, November 6 & 13, 2011 at 2:30pm.

It’s fast, funny, and sexy!  A young British bride living above a bank with her husband, who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes back is NOT glassware, but Scandinavian smuttiness!!  What can the nice young, conservative, happily married couple do with the veritable floods of filth?  Photographs, books, films and eventually even girls threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the man's mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closing and slamming doors!

PG13

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ICT presents No Sex Please We're British

Cast

RAY ADAMS (Delivery Man) RAY ADAMS (Delivery Man) is delighted to debut with ICT.  Ray was last seen as the Pirate King in the WHARTON FOLLIES. His favorite roles include Fagin/OLIVER!, Arthur/HALF-A-SIXPENCE and Mercutio/ROMEO AND JULIET.  Ray has Master's degrees in Engineering and Accounting, and an MBA from the Wharton School and is currently Director of Customer  Quality for TXU.  Ray mostly grew up in the UK and has lived in the metroplex for two years. 
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VANDI CLARK (Barbara) VANDI CLARK (Barbara) is thrilled to be doing her first show at ICT MainStage.  No stranger to Dallas theatre goers, she has been seen as Emma/ FUNNY GIRL with Ruta Lee at Casa Mañana and Miss Sara/ FRUITCAKES, Mrs. Chauvenet /HARVEY, Theatre Arlington. She is also featured in a PSA for the SPCA: “THE TRUTH BEHIND CUTE”, designed to educate and warn people about puppy mills as the evil puppy mill owner.
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NICK HALEY (Brian Runnicles) NICK HALEY (Brian Runnicles) is very glad to be back on the ICT stage since his last appearance as Frank Slade/TEN NIGHTS IN A BARROOM. He has also appeared as Garry/Roger/NOISES OFF on the same stage. Many thanks to his friends and family, especially his most amazing wife, Jad.
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ANGELA HORN (Frances Hunter) ANGELA HORN (Frances Hunter) debuts at ICT. Previous shows include THE PIED PIPER’S MAGIC, Dallas Children’s Theatre; THE BOYFRIEND, Theatre Arlington;  and SOMETHING LIKE LONELINESS, Austin’s FronteraFest New Works Festival.  She has been General Manager of a London Off-West End theatre, The Finborough, and studied at University of Leicester in England. She graduated Summa Cum Laude from UT Arlington, BFA in Theatre Performance.  Many thanks to Scott for this opportunity!
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M. SHANE HURST (Mr. Needham) M. SHANE HURST (Mr. Needham) For ICT: Dick Deadeye/ H. M. S. PINAFORE and Tobias/SWEENEY TODD (many years ago).  Irving Theatergoers may also remember him at Lyric Stage as Harold Bride/TITANIC and Henrik/A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC.  He has served as music  director for Level Ground Arts's regional premieres of XANADU, CANNIBAL, and EVIL DEAD.  Among his favorite roles are Pocket Sandwich’s world premiere as Nigel /DEATH: THE MUSICAL, and  Gabriel JOSEPH AND MARY, Lyric Stage.
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FRITZ KETCHUM (Eleanor Hunter) FRITZ KETCHUM (Eleanor Hunter) in her second appearance at ICT, and again with Scott Nixon, her director for Grandma Kurnitz/LOST IN YONKERS. Most recently: Ginger /BECKY’S NEW CAR at Circle Theatre, Fort Worth. She’ll be directing COME BACK TO THE FIVE AND DIME, JIMMY DEAN, JIMMY DEAN at Runway Theatre.  She holds a M.F.A. in Directing and Acting and is a faculty member in Texas Christian University’s Theatre Dept.  GO FROGS!
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CHARLES MAXHAM (Peter Hunter) CHARLES MAXHAM (Peter Hunter) returns to ICT MainStage where he recently was Tony Kirby/YOU CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU.  Other area performances include:  Harold /BLACK COMEDY, Rover  Dramawerks and Cunningham, Gilmer, and Boo Radley / TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, Garland Civic Theatre. Charles studied acting at Collin College. He would like to thank you all for joining us and hopes you enjoy the show!
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CHUCK E. MOORE (Leslie Bromhead) CHUCK E. MOORE (Leslie Bromhead) has appeared in over 50 local area productions over the past 18 years. Chuck started his acting career with a fourth grade production of DR. LEVITICUS AND THE   WICKED IMP and has been hooked ever since. In addition to local  productions, he has performed in Zweibrucken, West Germany and  Bellingham, Washington. 
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MEGAN RUTH NIEVES (Susan) MEGAN RUTH NIEVES (Susan) debuts with ICT. Her most recent  credits include Julia/TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA for Arts 5th Avenue, Martha Bessel/ SPRING AWAKENING: A CHILDREN’S  TRAGEDY for Q!Live’s inaugural production, and Rachel Brown/INHERIT THE WIND for OnStage in Bedford, where she was also a featured dancer in MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING.
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JOHN REYNOLDS (Superintendent Vernon Paul) JOHN REYNOLDS (Superintendent Vernon Paul) debuts at ICT. Some of his favorite roles over the years have included:  Elwood P  Dowd/ HARVEY, Barney Cashman/ LAST OF THE RED HOT LOVERS, Charlie/THE FOREIGNER, Nicely, Nicely Johnson/ GUYS AND DOLLS, and many more. John also was a Founding member of the Cenacle Theater in Chicago and has directed many productions as well.
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Crew

EVELYN G. HALL (Producer) has been involved with ICT for well over 15  years and always enjoys stage managing, producing, and working backstage. Some of her     favorite shows have included THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE, TEN NIGHTS IN A BARROOM, and YOU CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU. Evelyn serves on the Column Awards Board of Directors.

DAVID SMITH (Producer) has been involved at ICT for several years, both on stage and behind the scenes. He is currently serving on the Board of Directors. In addition to appearing THE LITTLE FOXES last year, he was also Assistant Producer for FIRST BAPTIST OF IVY GAP.

SCOTT NIXON (Director) debuts as director for ICT MainStage, although he appears in many ICT shows  Among his favorite roles are Tito/LEND ME A TENOR, Lt. Foster/DEATH:TAKE/1; IN LIVING BLACK AND WHITE, Injun Joe/THE ADVENTURES OF TOM SAWYER, Boris Kohlenkov/YOU CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU. Previous directing credits include: Martin McDonaghs BEAUTY QUEEN OF LEENANE (ICT Theater on the Edge); and, Neil Simon’s LOST IN YONKERS (Runway Theatre, Grapevine).  He loves working with such a talented group of designers and actors, and thanks everyone involved in putting together this show.

LOIS BAIR (Stage Manager) has enjoyed working with this fun and talented director, cast, and crew. She has been involved with ICTMainstage for over 20 years working behind the scenes and on stage. Currently she is serving on the Boards of ICT and the ICT Guild.

TULLY HALL (Assistant Stage Manager) is working on his sixth show. Past           experience includes: Stage Crew/TEN NIGHTS IN A BARROOM; Sound Op/THE FIRST BAPTIST OF IVY GAP, THE LITTLE FOXES; Stage Crew/YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU, and Set Crew Chief/HOW TO SUCCEED...He thanks Scott Nixon again, after stage managing THE BEAUTY QUEEN OF LEENANE, and has thoroughly enjoyed working with this very talented cast and crew.

ROBERT CLOVER-BROWN (Dialect & Style Coach) saw the original production of NO SEX…in London, years before moving to Dallas in 2002. He is a Teaching Artist coaching English accents, presenting teacher training classes, and creating/performing his one man show as SHAKESPEARE MAN, combining theatre, literature and history to bring William Shakespeare to vivid life for contemporary audiences of students from grade 3, and adults of all ages.     

RICH FROHLICH (Sound Design) returns to ICT to work with this amazing cast and crew.  He is a three time Column award winner, and has designed sound for more than 50 productions at over a dozen area theaters since 2005.  He is a vocational video   producer, founder of the award-winning Texas Radio Theatre Company and since 2001 has written and produced over 60 modern audio plays.  He lives in Arlington with his wife Shannan and three children.

IAN GARLAND (Lightboard Operator) is currently a theater Major with focus in light design at UNT. While at UNT, he has designed lighting for  IN THE BLOOD, WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOLF, THIN THREAD THICK THREAD, and SYNCHRONIZED IMBALANCES. At ICT MainStage he designed lights for LEND ME A TENOR and is working his 6th season with ICT MainStage.

ASHLIE KIRKPATRICK (Costume Design) is most often seen on stage, but she     occasionally likes to stretch her creative muscles by extending into design. Her most recent work on Runway Theater’s LOST IN YONKERS earned her an award for Best Costume Design.

FERNANDO LARA (Properties Design) is working on his 24Th show for ICT MainStage. He has worked as Stage Manager for THE LAST DAYS OF JUDAS               ISCARIOT to Producer of the award winning production of NINE.  Fernando also works as an Actor, Production Assistant and Casting Assistant for TV and Film productions.

LISA MILLER (Lighting Design) returns after designing lights for FIRST BAPTIST OF IVY GAP.  Lisa has worked with Texas Ballet Theatre and The Fort Worth Opera  among others and is Resident Lighting Designer for McKinney Repertory Theatre.  Upcoming projects include: THREE DECEMBERS, Fort Worth Opera Festival and  WAIT UNTIL DARK Theatre Coppell.

ELLEN DOYLE MIZENER (Scenic Design) designed last season’s YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU, THE LITTLE FOXES and LEND ME A TENOR and is a  multi-Column Award finalist. Favorite design credits include: DUCK HUNTER SHOOTS ANGEL, AND THEN THERE WERE NONE, URINETOWN, and A VIEW FROM THE BRIDGE. Thanks to everyone involved in this farce (No, really! It IS a farce!) and very special thanks to her husband, Jeff, for his unconditional support.

Auditions

Directed by Scott Nixon

Sunday, September 11, 2011 from 2 - 4pm
Monday, September 12, 2011 from 7 - 9pm

Performances: November 4 - 19, 2011

Auditions will be cold readings from the script.
Please bring headshot/resume or updated photo and resume.
We offer a gas allowance.

Call 972-594-6104 or email info@irvingtheatre.org to schedule an appointment.

Roles: 6 Male, 4 Female

(all roles are available)